{"product_id":"democracy-sausage-tee-funny-australian-election-snag-shirt","title":"Democracy Sausage Tee — Funny Australian Election Snag Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe most sacred ritual in Australian democracy isn't casting your vote — it's the snag in bread you've earned the second you walk out of the polling booth. This one's a tribute to the humble democracy sausage: the onions, the tomato-sauce debate, the queue, the cause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight oversized tee with a vintage snow-wash finish — it already looks like it's done a few laps of the local primary school car park on election day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e250 GSM 100% cotton — proper heavyweight, not a flimsy promo tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOversized relaxed fit with drop shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words 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