{"product_id":"one-neuron-too-many-vintage-wash-oversized-cotton-tee","title":"ONE NEURON... TOO MANY| Vintage Wash Oversized Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne Nation. One neuron. You do the math's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA loving tribute to the political movement that looked at the entire spectrum of human thought and decided one brain cell was plenty. For everyone who's sat through a Senate estimates clip, watched the policy \"platform\" collapse under a single follow-up question, and thought: mate, that's one neuron too many.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you reckon governing a country takes more firepower than a fairy light on its last legs, this one's for you. Wear it to the polling booth. Wear it to the pub. Wear it anywhere someone's about to start a sentence with \"I'm not racist, but—\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted big and bright on a heavyweight, genuine snow-wash cotton tee — the kind of faded, lived-in finish that says you've been around long enough to know better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fit \u0026amp; feel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e100% cotton, 7.4 oz\/yd² (250 g\/m²) — moderate weight, slight stretch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSnow-wash \/ vintage washed finish (batch variation is part of the look)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDrop shoulder, loose regular fit, round 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class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(248, 248, 248);\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(248, 248, 248);\"\u003e22.2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e22.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(248, 248, 248);\"\u003e9.29\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(248, 248, 248);\"\u003e23.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e9.29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"6\" class=\"ql-align-center\"\u003e23.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Snow-wash means slight colour and finish variation between batches is normal — it's the look, not a fault.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAshpolitik. 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