"I Am A Cooker" Funny Political Satire T-Shirt – Aussie Conspiracy Theorist Joke Tee, Unisex Cotton

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We've all got one in the group chat. The unhinged uncle.

The "just asking questions" mate. The bloke who thinks the news, the banks, and the government are all in on it together — left, right, doesn't matter, everyone's a cooker to somebody.

Wear it with pride (or gift it to the worst offender you know).

The "I Am A Cooker" tee disguises itself as an innocent kitchen pun — chef hat and all — but anyone who's spent five minutes on Aussie political Facebook knows exactly what it really means.

Made from 100% pure cotton (260gsm), soft and built to last through every unhinged dinner-table debate. Unisex, relaxed fit, comfortable enough to wear while doomscrolling.

Perfect for:

The mate who shares everything from "do your own research" pages
Secret Santa for your most conspiratorial relative
Anyone who survived a 2am Facebook argument with a boomer
Politically engaged legends who can laugh at themselves (or their enemies)

Details:

100% cotton, 7.7oz fabric — soft, breathable, durable
Unisex, relaxed fit, round neck, short sleeve
Bold front print, designed to spark a laugh (or a fight) at the pub
Machine washable, low iron — keep print side untouched

Care: Machine wash cold (30°C), no bleach, tumble dry low, avoid ironing on the print.

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	26.57	67.5	27.36	69.5	28.35	72	29.33	74.5	30.12	76.5	30.71	78
Shoulder	18.90	48	19.88	50.5	20.87	53	21.85	55.5	22.83	58	23.82	60.5
Chest	19.69	50	20.67	52.5	21.65	55	22.64	57.5	23.62	60	24.61	62.5
Sleeve length	8.46	21.5	8.66	22	8.86	22.5	9.06	23	9.25	23.5	9.45	24

Item Number: RT0063

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Weight: 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Basics, Casual, Preppy, Sporty, Daily Casual, Holiday, Outdoor, Running, School, Sport, Office, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Spring, Summer, Autumn

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.

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