"Marginally Intelligent Data Centre" Funny AI Spec Sheet Tee — Anti-AI Slop Meme Shirt

Runs on carbs. Cools with sweat (sometimes). Uptime: inconsistent. This is the spec sheet nobody asked for — a deadpan "official" printout for the most marginally intelligent data centre in existence: you.

Perfect for anyone sick of AI slop, over-hyped tech bros, and the AI data centre boom guzzling water while you're stuck on restrictions. Wear it as a joke. Wear it as a protest. Either way, it prints clean, reads sharp, and gets read twice.

1. 100% cotton, oversized fit, drop shoulder
2. Printed front chest
3. Unisex sizing
4. Machine washable, avoid ironing directly on print

Item Number: RT0086

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Weight: 8.8 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Basics, Casual, Sporty, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Sport, Running, School, Office, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Oversized, Summer

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.