ONE NEURON... TOO MANY| Vintage Wash Oversized Cotton Tee

One Nation. One neuron. You do the math's.

A loving tribute to the political movement that looked at the entire spectrum of human thought and decided one brain cell was plenty. For everyone who's sat through a Senate estimates clip, watched the policy "platform" collapse under a single follow-up question, and thought: mate, that's one neuron too many.

If you reckon governing a country takes more firepower than a fairy light on its last legs, this one's for you. Wear it to the polling booth. Wear it to the pub. Wear it anywhere someone's about to start a sentence with "I'm not racist, but—"

Printed big and bright on a heavyweight, genuine snow-wash cotton tee — the kind of faded, lived-in finish that says you've been around long enough to know better.

The fit & feel

1. 100% cotton, 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²) — moderate weight, slight stretch
2. Snow-wash / vintage washed finish (batch variation is part of the look)
3. Drop shoulder, loose regular fit, round neck
4. Unisex sizing
5. Big 40×52cm front print
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Note: Snow-wash means slight colour and finish variation between batches is normal — it's the look, not a fault.

Ashpolitik. Politics with a pulse — and a full set of neurons. — ashpolitik.com.au

Item Number: R00037