Woke AF Mate Cockatoo Tee | Aussie Satire Shirt

Woke AF, Mate. A sunglasses-wearing sulphur-crested cockatoo, because if any bird's earned the right to have an attitude, it's the one that screams at 6am and demolishes your bin.

They've turned "woke" into their favourite insult. Wear this if you are sick of being lectured by people who think empathy is a personality disorder.

Printed on our Mineral Wash Boxy Tee — relaxed, oversized drop-shoulder fit in heavyweight 100% cotton (275gsm), mineral-wash texture that softens with every wash. Built for wherever you're proudly annoying a Sky News viewer.

1. 100% pure cotton, 8.1oz heavyweight
2. Oversized boxy/drop-shoulder fit — true to size runs relaxed
3. Mineral wash finish, soft worn-in feel
4. Original Ashpolitik design
5. Machine washable, low iron (avoid ironing directly on the print)

Item Number: RT0076