Woke AF Mate Cockatoo Tee | Aussie Satire Shirt

Woke AF, Mate. A sunglasses-wearing sulphur-crested cockatoo, because if any bird's earned the right to have an attitude, it's the one that screams at 6am and demolishes your bin.

They've turned "woke" into their favourite insult. Wear this if you are sick of being lectured by people who think empathy is a personality disorder.

Sorona Quick-Dry Cooling T-shirt is crafted from 73.31% cotton and 26.69% Sorona® fiber—partly sourced from renewable, plant-based materials. It offers exceptional softness, durability, breathability, quick drying, and a cooling effect for lasting comfort. With a relaxed drop-shoulder design. It's a stylish, eco-friendly everyday choice.

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 73.31% cotton, 26.69% Sorona

Fabric Weight: 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Holiday, Outdoor, School, Office, Cotton Blend, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-

Neck, Long, Loose, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Each piece proudly features the official Sorona® hang tag — a mark of authentic, eco-friendly innovation and next-level comfort.

Item Number: RU0130